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Delta Sky Miles

These people are funny, or at least Virginia Wilson, Program Director.

I received yesterday an envelope from Delta Sky Miles.  In it was a notice that I’ve not flown with them since July.  Then they offered me a chance to receive ‘premium’ magazines by using some of my miles.

“Failure to complete a qualifying activity by the aforementioned date will result in the continued dormancy of your account.”  Continued dormancy?? 

Try “Failure to get out of bed will result in your continued rest.”  Or “Failure to cease praying will result in continued pleas and petitions to God.”  Or “Failure to open this envelope will cause you to lose this amazing opportunity to squander your Delta Sky Miles.”

I mean, really.  Can I not just let my miles accumulate?