From recent personal experience . . . .
- Always wear something on your feet whilst in the kitchen. One never knows when one is going to drop a full glass bottle on the tile floor.
- Always check not only which copier is receiving the signal to begin printing, but also the number of copies being printed. There’s nothing like printing 9 copies of Jeremy’s book reports.
- Always put your shoes away. When one leaves them in the middle of the floor in a darkened room, and then gets up in the night to make water, one might stumble and trip over the shoes.
That is all.