Daily Archives: April 16, 2018

Random pearls of wisdom

From recent personal experience . . . .

  1. Always wear something on your feet whilst in the kitchen.  One never knows when one is going to drop a full glass bottle on the tile floor.
  2. Always check not only which copier is receiving the signal to begin printing, but also the number of copies being printed.  There’s nothing like printing 9 copies of Jeremy’s book reports.
  3. Always put your shoes away.  When one leaves them in the middle of the floor in a darkened room, and then gets up in the night to make water, one might stumble and trip over the shoes.

That is all.